President Mike writes:

This is an event that is happening in Napa this Saturday. I have just been informed that there are still a few seats left, and a brand new development: Atomic Ice Cream is going to debut a new Aphrodisiac flavor at the event! If any guild members are interested in attending what should be a most unique evening of great food and erotic toy theatre performances, they should call and make reservations while there is still some seats left.

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An evening of fun and excitement awaits you.

Wild Swan Aphrodisiacs presents "A Private Affair" for its favorite patrons on the night of the blue moon, July 31st, Saturday at 7:00 pm.

Prepare your inner voyeur for an evening of fun. You will enjoy an evening of short, erotic, toy theatre performances presented by the Little Blue Moon Theatre company. The players are made of paper and move across the tiny stage, with songs and text presented by live performers. The performances have adult themes and therefore you must be at least 18 years of age to attend.

Appetizers, main course and dessert will be served between performances.

We can accommodate only 40 people for this performance, so please if you are interested respond right away. The seats will fill quickly.

Call 707-252-2253 for reservations and location. A $35 donation will help defray our costs for food, drink and performance. Larger donations Do secure better seats.

We await your phone call.

please call today if you plan to attend
the private performance by little blue moon theatre
on july 31st (a blue moon) at 7:00 pm
(707)252-2253

The menu
(catered by bohemian buffet and served during three intermissions)

Roasted asparagus with lemon aioli
Samosas with mint and yogurt sauce
Iced prawns with sweet chili dipping sauce
Stuffed mushrooms with gorgonzola and walnuts
Crudite(an assortment of raw veggies) with smoked cheese and chipotle fondue sauce
Organic strawberries with chocolate and liqueur fondue sauce
SUMMER BEVERAGES

The performances

This is toy theatre at its best!
The players are made of paper and move across a tiny stage, with songs and text presented by live performers.
The performances are tasteful but do have adult themes and therefore you must be at least 18 years of age to attend.

NATALIE -A street puppeteer in Paris takes off her clothes inside her puppet booth on a hot summer day. No one can see her. That is, no one can see her until a strong gust of wind blows away her stage, puppets and all of her clothes, starting her off on an adventure to fame, fortune and love. (contains puppet nudity and adult situations.)

THE LADY OR THE TIGER - An ancient king has an unusual system of justice. Open one door in the arena and there is a lady. Open the other and there is a ravenous tiger. Which will it be? The lady or the tiger? (Similar to but not exactly the version you read in high school English class! Contains adult humor, some very scanty outfits and a somewhat dangerous tiger.)

TANGO FOR TARZAN -A young woman longs for a life of adventure when she suddenly finds it in the most unlikely place, a natural history museum diorama that magically becomes another world filled with evil, good, and a wild and erotic romp with a handsome ‘Ape Man’ among the rhinos. (Contains puppet nudity, adult situations and implied sex.)

CELEBRITY KAMA SUTRA -If you have ever read this ancient sex manual you have perhaps scratched your head and said to yourself, “It must be possible if they describe it here, but I’m darned if I can figure it out!” Well, now finally there is help. Let our tiny celebrity volunteers show you step by step how to achieve some of the most advanced and difficult positions using the actual instructions translated by Sir Richard Burton. Presented as an educational, public service for the community. (Contains probable puppet nudity, and some very adult situations.)

A minimum $35 donation is requested. Larger donations are greatly appreciated and will secure better seats, with the top donator receiving a gift package from wild swan aphrodisiacs.